…namely, the people still spamming the internet with Tom Brady hate mail:
Fun fact: he isn’t going to read it. As another fun fact, he makes more money than you do. His wife is also far more attractive than your hand. Oh, and he lost, and you didn’t play in the game, so why do so very many of you sound like sore losers? If you really all have so much anger, why not direct at someone else who was at that game, like Bill Belichick, because science has proven that he is, in fact, in contact with the inner circle of the leadership in Hell. If you don’t have a problem with that and find it to be an admirable quality or, perhaps, think I made that up entirely, perhaps you should direct your rage toward a former Wide Receiver for the other team; David Tyree, a man who recently said something to the effect of that he would trade in his Super Bowl ring to ensure that two men could not get married in the state of New York. Tyree is running for office.
So really, go ahead, hate on Tom all you want, but please stop sharing it with everyone else on the internet, I’m growing tired of it. Oh, and keep in mind, there are worse qualities in a football player (or, for that matter, anyone else) than being extremely sure of one’s self.
